Janine | 20 | AUS

At your service.

I tag my depressing headcanons and other weird rants as #janine no just in case you don't want to see them (or incase you do)

Kings and their burglars give me life, they must be protected at all costs.

Currently reading: Textbooks ( 0/10 would not recommend)

Currently watching:
In the flesh

Currently crying over:
richards twitter/botfa

9 hours ago via lannvster ( source stevesbucky ) with 6,042 notes


The Hobbit bts spam [22/?] [x]


Far over the Misty Mountains rise, leave us standing upon the height…

The Hobbit chapter by chapter: Chapter 6: Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire

The fires of Isengard will spread, and the forests of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once great and good in this world will be gone.

i know you doubt me, i know you always have. and you’re right. i often think of bag end. i miss my books, and my armchair, my garden. see, that’s where i belong. that’s home. that’s why i came back. ‘cause you don’t have one: a home. it was taken from you, but i will help you take it back if i can.

1 day ago via celaborn ( source kissedbyflames ) with 1,763 notes

"It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door."

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

1 day ago via legosass ( source areddhels ) with 3,443 notes
Anonymous: I hold you in great esteem, and my appreciation for you is something i don't know if i will ever fully elaborate on. But just know that i find you to be of exceptional character. I'm at a loss for how to wrap this up, but yes...

I was going to respond to this with one of those blushing gifs but then i realized I can’t do that because this was just so, JUST SO, I just read it and then had to calm down because it’s just such an incredible thing to tell someone. I’m sorry I took an age to reply to this because I just didn’t think that anything I said would be good enough. So I’d just like to say thank you and I’m sorry I’m incapable of giving this the response it deserves.

1 day ago with 2 notes
"The girls are never supposed to end up together. I watched that movie with Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat, the roller-skating movie, the one where Ellen and Alia are best friends, each other’s only comforts in their podunk town. They need each other, and they hug, and they dance, and they tell each other I Love You, and Ellen meets a skinny boy who plays in a band. It doesn’t even work out with the boy, but that’s almost tangential. The girl was never a real option.

I think that’s why it’s really difficult for girls. For me. We follow narratives and our fingertips trace the contours of the stories we love and we long to escape within the confines of our own lives. Meet your boyfriend in the pouring rain and yank down his mask and kiss him upside down. Run with your boyfriend to the front of the ferry and throw your arms out to the side and scream, “I’m king of the world!” If you are a girl in love with a boy, your possibilities are infinite.

If there is a special girl in your life, you love her as a friend. You love her as a friend, but she becomes less important to you as you grow, and you leave her behind for a boy. She might even stand next to you when you marry the boy, and she might catch the bouquet of flowers that you throw to her. You’re giving her permission to move on, move away from you. It’s a ceremony of separation.

But if you should fall in love with a girl - and loving and falling in love are two very distinct things - the first kiss is the end. You’ve all seen the movie. Or the television show. Or the after-school special, or you’ve read the book that was banned from your school’s library for containing Sexual Content. The point of your story is not to fall in love. The point of your story is to struggle. Your story begins with a lie and climaxes in a truth and ends with a kiss. In the movie of your life, forty-five minutes are devoted to you figuring out how to say that you want to kiss girls, and another half-hour is devoted to people’s objections, and maybe the last fifteen minutes is you kissing the girl. Maybe you don’t even get to kiss the girl. Maybe she tells you that she’s flattered, but she doesn’t bat for your team.

The critics swoon; it’s realistic, they say, so realistic, to depict the struggle of the modern teen, the heartbreak of irresolvable incompatibility. Isn’t that always what celebrities cite in their divorces? “Irreconciliable differences.”

And so you’re lying on the floor of your bathroom, your knees curled to your chest, or you’re on your sofa with a pint of ice cream, or you’re in bed watching your favourite sad movie on Netflix, and the collective weight of all that you consume settles on your shoulders, leans in, and whispers, “You were never meant to fall in love.”

You were never meant to fall in love. Your story ends in tears or it ends in death. Jack Twist was bludgeoned to death with a tire iron and Ennis Del Mar was left alone in his closet to dance with an empty shirt. Alby Grant found Dale Tomasson swinging by a noose in the apartment that had been their safehouse, their respite, and he sank to his knees and cradled Dale’s bare feet and he cried. The Motion Picture Association of America axed Lana Tisdel and Brandon Teena’s sex scenes, but they didn’t have a problem with the extended shot of Lana cradling Brandon’s corpse in her fragile arms and falling asleep next to his body.

Love and intimacy are ours only in death, or so it would seem.

I don’t want to die. Isn’t that a very human experience? Not wanting to die? When does anyone who looks like me get to grow old and raise grandchildren and hold her wife’s hand as the skin wrinkles, turns translucent?

Sometimes my father asks me if I’ll ever date a man. Sometimes he doesn’t ask. “You are attracted to men, and you dream about falling in love with men,” he says, as if he can will his imaginary daughter into existence merely by speaking about her. Or maybe he is just looking out for my safety.

He’s seen the movies, too.

He loves me.

He doesn’t want me to die."

if this is heaven (via bloodbuzz)
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I have no idea

game of thrones meme → nine characters [1/9]  • Lyanna Stark

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