Janine | 20 | AUS

At your service.

I tag my depressing headcanons and other weird rants as #janine no just in case you don't want to see them (or incase you do)

Kings and their burglars give me life, they must be protected at all costs.

Currently reading: Textbooks ( 0/10 would not recommend)

Currently watching:
In the flesh

Currently crying over:
richards twitter/botfa

maybe w e started this [ fire ]

Martin Freeman, photograph by Liam Duke

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon braiding your hair.

bashermoriarty:

Let’s play a game. Let’s play murder.

cassidyswan:

me: *looks at favorite characters* *wipes away tears* you deserved so much better 

1 day ago via reiloki ( source davidconrads ) with 55,893 notes

The glories of nature. What are men compared to rocks and mountains?

Dead men tell no tales.
"When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports."

read this read this read this (via meggannn)

24-karat-vagina:

glorfyndel:

this is the real deal poster

(please click for full view!)

probably a lot more people would have lived if this happened

1 day ago via radiorcrist ( source glorfyndel ) with 2,222 notes

speakfriendandenter:

I CAN’T STOP PICTURING THORIN HAVING THE HUGEST MOST STUPID CRUSH ON BILBO AFTER HE SAVES THEM FROM THRANDUIL’S DUNGEONS LIKE HE STARTED LIKING HIM AFTER BILBO SAVED HIM FROM AZOG BUT IT WAS JUST CEMENTED HARDCORE AFTER MIRKWOOD SO HE’S JUST STUMBLING ALL OVER HIMSELF TRYING TO TALK TO BILBO AND IMPRESS HIM AND BE NEAR HIM SO WHEN BILBO ASKS WHERE THEY ARE THORIN NEARLY TRIPS RUNNING UP TO HIM THEN REAL SMOOTH,

"This, Master Baggins… is the world of men."

HW